Funny Freelancers from all over the Globe

Ever since internet came in existence and WWW became popular, people started to outsource their work online to other Workers , Now known as “Freelancers“.

There are several definitions over this Term Freelancer

self-employed and hired to work for different companies on particular assignments.
Wiki says
freelancerfreelance worker, or freelance is a person who is self-employed and is not committed to a particular employer long-term.”
Over the year people started freelancing , as it has several benefits , Freelancer.com has approx 12,960,000+ users working for them.
Hence competition increased people started praying on project with generic bids. Some times they dont care , whats project title, description or who the project employer is, Funny Freelancers !!
Here is one instance , A student from Australia wanted a Homework related project for Food Ordering System with budget of AUD $10-$30. I know its a Low budget Project.
Project Description :
hi, i will need someone to quickly write a web software using PHP. So basically, my teacher needs me to create a website that makes orders for the waiters and customers at the restaurant. order is input via a webpage and then transferred/saved into a text file for the kitchen to read”
 Project Budget (AUD): $10 – $30
Here is what happened after project posting.
Low budget Projects and Outrageous Bids and Reactions

Low budget Projects and Outrageous Bids and Reactions

After going through the project i Liked a users comment on it
gmxxnir Says :

Don’t you think it will be better if you study your assignment than hiring someone to do it for you? It’s your homework after all.”

[Fix] Opencart Session.php Permission Denied error

PHP Notice: session_start() [<a href='function.session-start'>function.session-start</a>]: failed: Permission denied (13) in /system/library/session.php on line 11

Opencart Session.php Permission Denied error

Have you been lately finding such errors on your opencart?

Its a improper hosting parameter issue,  Its because your opencart can not write sessions to your folder called /tmp

Open Cart 404 Seo Search Module VQMOD

Open Cart Session.php Permission Denied Solution

 

 

 

 

You may find multiple solutions online for this , Like make /tmp 0777 , or add                         session_save_path to your session.php or many more

But I have better solution for this follow this

Step1:

Create Folder to your opencart directory say
/public_html/shop/tmp

Step 2:

Goto

/public_html/shop/system/library/session.php

Find

session_start();

Replace it with

session_save_path($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].”/tmp”);//By user
session_start();

Bingo thats it , It will start writting sessions to your

/public_html/shop/tmp directory

 

 

Downgrade php Version using Htaccess

There may some times that your site starts behaving like your ex girlfriend, totally weirdo.

You would almost spend days over to investigate the problem

  • Check Error Log
  • Debug all code
  • Remove modules
  • Restart Server
  • Fight with Hosting Company
  • Check Access Log
  • Follow net tutorials
  • Screw the current installation
  • Upgrade the installation
  • Hire a Freelancer (Last resort)

htaccess-book-01[1]

 

Now Here is a quick solution to check if problem is caused because of PHP version change by your hosting.

Create a file say phpinfo_xyz.php

add following code to it


<?php phpinfo(); ?>

upload it to your domain so it reads like

http://yoursite.com/phpinfo_xyz.php

Run this url in your browser and note your current version of PHP.

You can downgrade your PHP version of a directory using .htaccess file

Here is a sample command

AddHandler x-httpd-php5-3 .php
AddHandler application/x-httpd-php5 .php

Add above lines in your folders .htaccess file and see the change

By again running

http://yoursite.com/phpinfo_xyz.php

You can see if your site version is changed, and see your site for performing better.

Same situation happened to me when I shifted my server from

PHP V5.3 to PHP V5.4

My site was using Opencart V1.5.x so finally i planned to downgrade my site to PHP V5.3, and it worked smoothly.

Send your questions in comments

 

How to Choose a Host and Hosting Plan:Part1

 

Are you new to hosting things? Is it rocket science for you?

If yes, then you are at correct place to understand Hosting Scince. Yes it is rocket scince but hard as Paper Rocket Science. 

Key questions to answer before Choosing a Host

1.Why do you need hosting?

2.What kind of website are you going to host?

3.What technology script(Web Based Programmes or call them Softwares) will be running on your site , PHP, ASP , CF or any other?

4.What is your Budget?

Answers :

You need hosting to upload Your Website Contents and Data. A hosting is a virtual space where you keep your website related data.

There are Basically 2 types of Sites.

1.Static Sites

2.Dynamic and Interactive sites

 

By Usages websites can be categorized as follows

  • Personal or company Websites    
  • Writers / Authors Websites (Mostly blog)
  • Community Building Websites (Mostly Forums)
  • Mobile Device Websites 
  • Informational Websites like bbc.co.uk
  • E-commerce Websites run own Ecommerce website and sell stuff.
  • Social Networking like Facebook , Twitter
  • File Sharing like Rapidshare, Dropbox

 

Open Cart 404 to SEO Search Extension :VqMod Supported

Now turn your sad 404 Opencart pages to SEF / User Friendly product pages.

 

If you have VQmod installed + Opencart 1.5+

Then 404 SEO Opencart is for you.

Please download the attached and install it, using readme.md file.

 

Download:404_seo for opencart

Solution:Magento Make Category show Sub Category Products: Is Anchor

In Magento , There can be a tree of category with thousands of products. By default the category will only show its products , it may not show its subcategories products.

You can make it possible by following steps.

show_subcat_products_magento

 

 

 

 

 

1.Goto Catalog

2.Manage Categories

3.Click on Parent Category ,whose subcat products are required to be shown.

4.Click on Display Settings

5.Is Anchor select it to Yes

6.Click Save Category (Right Top)

7.Now goto System> Index Management

8.Select All> Reindex Data Submit

and You are done!!

 

Sub Category Products Show in Category

China hacking into servers worldwide

Worlds most populated communist country hackers are now targeting worldwide computers and servers

Uptill now china has been burgerling into US military and corporate servers, but now criminals are using to take down local bodies and companies in china itself , companies can take down people spreading hoax

 

Hackers now find china the land of opportunity , they track down every single computer , its strokes and its GPS location too

China Hacks Worldwide

One of their police official said “We can physically locate anyone who spreads a rumor on the Internet,”

  • They are Hacking into private servers , tracking down people who opposes govt policies, stealing business secrets, hacking is taken as education and discussed in events, universities and classrooms
  • Ministry of Education and Chinese universities also take contribution of hacking competitions
  • Companies are hiring freelance hackers to watch their opponents activities , business plans
  • Govt is using hackers to keep an eye on suspects over their activities
  • China Hacking is becoming a profession in china skilled hackers can make millions of dollars with right team

Govt companies are low paying so hackers are working for private security companies ,one decade back Red Hackers , are now working for one of companies and making $100,000 

Beware china , You may also get hacked :)

Bootstrap Ecommerce Theme :Top Ecommerce Themes Templates HTML CSS

Twitter bootstrap is faster and efficient than node.js. So bootstrap ecommerce themes are responsive , means works for not only your desktops but Tablets and Handhelds too.

Here i am introducing some great Twitter Bootstrap Ecommerce Templates

 

1.ShopFine: Premium Bootstrap eCommerce Template Bootstrap theme

ShopFine BootStrap Ecommerce Template

ShopFine is a responsive, modern and clean eCommerce Html5 and Css3 template based on Bootstrap freamwork, it serve the purpose of all eCommerce websites template

What People Say

 Good work! I recommend. 11111

 Very nice template. 11111

Features:

  • Clean and Modern design
  • Web browser Compatible with…firefox – chrome – opera -Safira – IE8 , IE9 and Up
  • 960 grid
  • Based on Bootstrap freamwork
  • Fully Responsive Design
  • easy to customize
  • 17 vaild html5
  • side panel to change backgrounds with cookie store
  • side panel to change Wide and Boxed view with cookie store
  • submenus integrated in bootstrap ecommerce theme
  • Jquery Short codes with Twitter Bootstrap themes
  • Google font integration
  • All files are commented well
  • Google Maps in this bootstrap theme

 

Bootstrap Shopfine Demo  Download Shopfine

2.Shoppest: Html5 responsive bootstrap eCommerceTheme Template

Shoppest Bootstrap ecommerce Theme

  • Clean and Modern design
  • Web browser Compatible with…firefox – chrome – opera -Safira – IE8 , IE9 and Up
  • 960 grid
  • Based on Bootstrap freamwork
  • Fully Responsive Design
  • easy to customize
  • 17 vaild html5
  • side panel to change backgrounds with cookie store
  • Jquery Short codes
  • Google font integration
  • All files are commented well
  • Google Maps.

Bootstrap Shoppest Demo  Download Shoppest

3.Men Shop Style – Responsive e-commerce Twitter Bootstrap template

Bootstrap Men Style Ecommerce template for Fashion Store

 

Men Style Shop is a HTML e-commerce template, perfect to create a fashion shop or any other shop you’d want, since the layout can be easily adjusted to any niche, if you edit the pictures.

Features:

  • Clean & Unique Design
  • Fully responsive
  • Compatible with the most popular browsers
  • Very easy to customize, clean and valid HTML5 code
  • TOP Support(only related to bugs and small mods, not customization requests)
  • Working Contact Form
  • Built with BootStrap and HTML5 Boilerplate
  • PSD file included
  • Free fonts

 

Bootstrap Men Shop Style Demo  Download Men Shop Style

 

Resources:

 

You can download bootstrap code here 

https://github.com/twitter/bootstrap

BootStrap Issues

 

 

Magento Extension not working :No Content Blank Page

magento-logo[1]Magento Extension fix:Your extensions sometimes do not work , on your non-default magento theme.

It may be due to various reasons,among those popular is files not being copied to theme folder.
You might have revoved cache, ReInstall/Uninstall Extension.

 

 

 

Now try this.

Copy following files

app/design/frontend/default/default/layout/extension_name.xml
app/design/frontend/default/default/template/extension_name/
skin/frontend/default/default/extension_name/

to

app/design/frontend/your/theme/layout/extension_name.xml
app/design/frontend/your/theme/template/extension_name/
skin/frontend/your/theme/extension_name/

And Refresh your frontend .This method was tried and test over Aw_blog extension and few others too. it would give you Magento Extension fix

Gmail Down Solution: Error 502 Server Down

Google

502. That’s an error.

The server encountered a temporary error and could not complete your request.

Please try again in 30 seconds. That’s all we know.

 

Even google needs rest , Server went down for more than 30 mins in India.

Where as it was accecible via Proxies, Between never trust proxies for email logging.

What to do ?

 

Emails are accesible via Android Apps and other mobile apps too, Just Browser logging was down.

You can flush your dns cache

 

Goto Start >>Run>>Type cmd

 

In command Prompt type 

 

ipconfig /flushdns

Load site again and Voilla !!!